Broke Dog Co.
99 Percent of My Anxiety T-Shirt
99 Percent of My Anxiety T-Shirt
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NEW: 99 Percent of My Anxiety T-Shirt Tee – Broke Dog Co.
If you know, you know. The German Shorthaired Pointer isn’t just a dog—it’s a full-time, caffeine-powered, anxiety-inducing lifestyle. Our latest drop is a true testament to the beautiful chaos a GSP brings to your life.
Printed on premium Comfort Colors blanks for that broken-in softness you love, this tee is built for long walks, chaotic zoomies, and questioning every life decision that led to adopting a dog with the energy of a squirrel on espresso.
Whether your GSP just ate a hole through the couch or ran 12 miles before breakfast—this shirt gets it.
Features:
- Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric for all-day comfort
- Unisex fit – relaxed, lived-in feel
- Bold front/back graphic that says what every GSP owner is thinking: "Why am I like this?"
- Made for dog people, by dog people
Warning: May attract other anxious dog owners in public.
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I love the design, but the color doesn’t hold up very well. I would like a darker option.
Great quality and super cute just wish there was more collar options
The wife loves it
Love it fits perfect.
Love this shirt! I think the saying is so funny and the fit and feel of this shirt is so soft and comfy.