This Dog Wont Hunt

“This Dog Won’t Hunt” Comfort Colors® Tee – Broke Dog Original

Not every dog’s out chasing rabbits.
Some just hold down the porch—and look damn good doing it.

The “This Dog Won’t Hunt” Comfort Colors T-Shirt is a salute to the slow-paced, strong-willed, and unapologetically chill. Made for the hounds (and humans) who know when to stay put, this tee brings big front porch energy in every stitch.

Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in feel that only gets better with time. The unisex relaxed fit makes it perfect for weekend wear, backyard hangs, or letting the world know you’re not one to be bothered.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Comfort Colors® heavyweight tee with vintage, lived-in vibes
• Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for next-level softness
• Garment-dyed for rich, earthy tones and long-lasting color
• Unisex, pre-shrunk fit – comfortable and true to size
• Front chest logo: Subtle Broke Dog branding
• Back graphic: Bold “This Dog Won’t Hunt” design
• Southern-inspired colorways built for lazy days and stubborn streaks

Let the shirt do the talking—because chasing things just ain’t your style.

🪵 Shop the “This Dog Won’t Hunt” tee now, only at BrokeDogCompany.com.